seinfeld moment of the day
instant message from other employee: could you print this for me? the printer on this side of the hall isn't working.
my reply: sure. just a moment.
i print material, which is actually just one page. an ad for pork.
heh. pork.
i take page to other employee.
me: here you go.
him: okay. um, i'm actually gonna need all thirty pages.
me: ... oh, you're kidding. there was only one. haha, you're funny.
him: no. there are thirty pages. i need them all.
me: that's great. heh.
him: no. really. there are thirty pages. there are really thirty pages.
me: ...
him: [looks annoyed]
me: [face falls. leaves.]
i get the other twenty-nine pages and return.
me: here you go. that was awesome. i totally thought you were joking.
him: [doesn't look up] mm-hmm.
exeunt me.